The following exchange between a seller and a new gun owner was posted to the AK-47 Facebook group originally titled “I sold this guy my 7.62 saiga. You might get a kick out of these messages”.
Buyer: Fucking thing keeps jamming
Seller: It it not ejecting? Not feeding right? What type of ammo? I have honestly never had any type of misfire or jam
Buyer: Won’t feed ammo correctly. 5.56 right?
Buyer: What’s that?
Buyer: Never heard of it
Seller: That’s what caliber that rifle is
Buyer: You told me it was an AK
Buyer: According to Google Saiga AKs take 5.56×45 ammo
Seller: That is 7.62. It is stamped on the receiver
Buyer: I’m gonna stamp your fucking head
Seller: What the hell is your problem
Buyer: I have a gun I can’t use
Seller: Get the correct ammo and you can.
Seller: I seriously cant tell if you’re joking around here? I thought you said you were familiar with ak’s
Buyer: No one fuckin sells it you half wit
Seller: Every gunshop? Walmart? Jesus christ.
Buyer: The ones that shoot 5.56 I am
Seller: Before you come at me with a childish attitude you need to do your research, be familiar with what your receiver says, hell it even said 7.62 on my armslist ad. 7.62×39 is an extremely common round found anywhere
Buyer: There aren’t any wal marts around me. Jesus don’t sell ammo either you sacrilegious cunt.
Buyer: I don’t want to fuckin commie caliber gun
Seller: Nice talking to ya man. Enjoy the rifle
Seller: I’m not 10 years old
Buyer: You just wait
Seller: What’s that supposed to mean?
Buyer: I’ll find the right ammo
The conversation ends for the night, but numb nuts is back the next morning and his comments are dumber than ever.
Buyer: Still don’t work. Picked up some 7.62 and it’s too big now.
Seller: You probably got 7.62×51 or 7.62×54
Buyer: Dude at Wal mart said it would work
Seller: Don’t take a walmart employees word for anything lol
The seller included a photo of the correct ammunition, which is clearly stamped on the weapon.
Buyer: You about to take this dick if you don’t fix this shit
Seller: I’m not going to help you at all if you keep talking to me like that
Buyer: I want my money back
Seller: Go get the right ammo
Buyer: Tell you what… you buy me some so I know what to get and we’ll call it even. K?
Seller: I sent you a picture
Buyer: That’s what I bought asshole
Seller: I’m not even wasting my time trying to help anymore. You’re a douche
Seller: No. You’re. You’re means you are.
This concludes one of the most painful conversation with poor excuse of a man who should never own a weapon or anything sharper than a feather pillow.
(image source; ASMDSS)